HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

"If a Mommy wants her children's attention she should: a) Sit down and read. 2) Go to potty. 3) Pick up the phone. 4) Check emails. 5) All the above. Children: Mommy, you spend the first two years of your life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut-up. Mommy: when you are a mom showering is like an Olympic sports: you leap over things to get in, you have fans calling your name and you're pressured to finish in record time. And Mommy, Bedtime: the perfect time for kids to ask questions, request food, require additional bathroom breaks, and need a new nightlight. Mommy, WE appreciate your unconditional love and sacrifice on this mother's day! GOD BLESS YOU!! (collection from FB postings)